The Life of James

How to fail a Quiz

2008-10-16T16:42:00.000-07:00

If you know you’re going to fail an exam you should …

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers withyourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear methinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question.
5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say “They’ve found me, I have to leave the country” and run off.
6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, through them into the air and yell out “Merry Christmas.” If you’re really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.
7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe a towel on your head, and nothing else.
8. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he’s not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
9. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
10. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
11. Turn in the exam at about 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
12. Get the exam. 20 minutes into it, throw your papers down violently and walk out triumphantly.
13. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone’s done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)
14. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling “I’m here, the phantom of the opera” until they drag you away.
15. If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, Relate everything to your own life story.
16. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.
17. Make up other things and post it in the comments part.

Baseball!

2008-07-11T08:08:00.000-07:00

Sorry that I haven't bloged in a while, but I had two baseball teams keeping me buisy. Yesterday I had my last baseball game. We won it 18 to10! sorry that we don't have pictures, but, baseballs over! I played right field two innings and sat the rest, I got up to bat once (I got walked, stole second, and when the ball got hit I went home), and would have got up to bat again if we hadn't won (I would have been on deck the next inning).

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Apologies

Baseball

Kittens!

2008-05-24T10:07:00.000-07:00

Hello, as you now see, I and everone else around here has a new cat. My new cat's name is Angel. You can go to Sarah's blog to go see Angel with Houdini, Angel is the black kitten.

Topics

Kittens

It's Alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-04-01T17:46:00.000-07:00

Back from the dead at last! Sorry I've been nonexistent (almost). Track has just started, I'm going to do hurtles and spinting. I know Mitchell and John are going out for hurtles too. Sorry not much else going on, see ya'll.

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Apolagies

Track

Ending

Happy Birthday!

2007-12-01T16:29:00.000-08:00

You all know that song, happy birthday to you, well three days ago that was true for me, and about a week ago, paul got us a yippy dog that killed a cat yesterday, it had to go! If your wondering what my b-day present was, it was a radio.

If I see, or hear anything soon, I'll tell you.

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Birthday

Dog

Ending

Death

2007-10-27T10:59:00.000-07:00

Death is a natural cause, so is cancer, cancer is one thing that happened this week, on thursday, as you probably know, by reading other blogs that my grandpa died then. If anything comes up I'll tell you.

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Death
Cancer
Other Blogs and more Death
Ending

Cross Country

2007-10-15T15:13:00.000-07:00

I have gone a whole cross country year without telling my readers. I am sorry, but now that I'm done I think that I should tell you, my dear readers, that today I started chess club, I played Austin Renes (tell me if I spelled it wrong), I won one and he won one, and then we had a tie because it was time to go.
Speak to you next post, bye.

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Cross Country

Chess Club

Ending

Painfull, Agonizing, School!!!!!

2007-08-21T16:02:00.000-07:00

If you noticed tomorrow is a school day:(
School isn't the only thing dominating the day, a person of the family (no need for innocent bystanders to know) tipped the lawn mower while mowing the lawn. Thats it, hope something catches my eye soon enough.

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School

Lawn Mowers

Ending

The Wonderful Houdini

2007-08-07T16:46:00.000-07:00

Hi, this is my cat Houdini!!!!!

This is why I think my cat's the cutest,

1. She just is,

2. She just lies in your hand, if she isn't restless,

3. Ummm, I think I'll skip to four,

4. In the picture she is not attacking anything,

5. She is so magnificent.

Happy Late Birthday!!!

2007-07-31T07:16:00.000-07:00

Hi, yesterday it was moms (age deleted for reasons not known to the public,) birthday, Happy Birthday mom!!!

Last Book

2007-07-31T06:49:00.000-07:00

It's not weird that at the last Harry Potter book, they kill off 12 somewhat main characters,

1. Charity

2. Dobby

3. Hedwig

4. Rufus Scrimgour

5. Peter Pettigrew

6. Crabbe

7. Harry

8. Fred

9. Mad-eye Moody

10. Snape

11. Bellatrix Lestrange

12. Voldemort

Sudden Sadness

2007-07-20T16:50:00.000-07:00

If you read Sarah's blog you would have noticed that the computer has crashed and boots has died, we've got two new rabits, Crikett the male and Brownie the female. We've also got a bird loose in the house. Rebecca won that game I told you about.

Friday June 21, 2007

2007-06-29T08:59:00.000-07:00

Well, here I go, setting up my own blog, bravo Sarah, you brought me out of the stone age. Hey you're supposed to be laughing (that means you).

Mom and Charity have gone to see Rebecca's game, I'll get to you later.